Total Medals Earned: 357 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,535 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/19 (45/350 points)
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Get a double kill
Get a triple kill
Goat serial exterminator
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Critically hit the Knight
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 6/8 (240/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 13/24 (500/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Buy all the upgrades
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
